Greetings!  My name is Adam J.B. Lane, and I am an AWARD-WINNING author, illustrator, and cartoonist.

When you are AWARD-WINNING that makes you a very important and special person and attention absolutely must be paid to you at all times.  Even if that AWARD is a third place finish in the 1989 American Jewish Press Association's Noah Bee Award for Excellence in Illustrating and/or Editorial Cartooning.  So what if it was third place? So what if it was 30 years ago?

AWARD.
WINNING.